soft-Conversation

My Colleague : Hey !!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!! Naye packages dekh… Naye language seekh… Night-out Maar… Fundoo programming kar… Do something cool man !!!

Me : Achha !!! To usse Kya hoga…

My Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No. 1 !!! Hike in salary !!! Extra Stocks !!!

Me : Phir kya hoga…

My Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega… Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager !!! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!!

Me : Acchha to phir kya hoga…

My Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega !!! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !!! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega…

Me : To ab mein kya kar raha huun ???

The Helmet

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road
on a motorcycle…

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ?..Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day “motorcycle had crashed
into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but
only one had survived”.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn\’t want to let the girl know
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time,
then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant
that he would die.

You Are In Love

What is Love?
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to
ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you
might look around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long
back, to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, “that special someone is just a
friend”,but
you realize that you can not avoid that person’s special attraction.
At that
moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this post, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person…;))